Man stung in testicles by scorpion while sleeping at Las Vegas Strip resort, victim says
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A California man staying at a Las Vegas Strip resort over the holiday season said he is considering legal action after he said his testicles were stung by a scorpion while he was asleep.

Resort fee increased, just because.

  • garthEnglish
    21·
    10 months ago

    Testicles stung hard.
    What would be his remedy?
    Hotel comped his room.

    • zip@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
      10·
      10 months ago

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      Also,

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      • garthEnglish
        7·
        10 months ago

        Thank you kind stranger! This account is a silly little experiment of mine. I glad I could put a smile on your face.

        an animated gif from Wayne's World of Garth at a drum kit saying "Thanks, I like to play.