That in 16 years’ time, when the cops pull young Jaxyn over for speeding, they’ll have to let him go because, not having had a birth certificate, they have no authority over him. And think of the money he’ll save by never having to pay tax or child support.
Not to mention, they’ll have immediate access to the 3 million dollar account the government sets up for every citizen to have as soon as they reject their citizenship or whatever dumb shit that is.
Though who needs that when you can get all the money you need by scribbling an IOU on a napkin and passing it as legal tender in your capacity as a sovereign?
Just gotta make sure the scribbles are at a 45° angle, in blue ink, with a blood stained thumbprint as signature. I’ve heard if the napkin is made from the dried skin of your first born and has some sigils only the highest level sovcits know, it levels up the IOU to trade for a house!
That in 16 years’ time, when the cops pull young Jaxyn over for speeding, they’ll have to let him go because, not having had a birth certificate, they have no authority over him. And think of the money he’ll save by never having to pay tax or child support.
Not to mention, they’ll have immediate access to the 3 million dollar account the government sets up for every citizen to have as soon as they reject their citizenship or whatever dumb shit that is.
Though who needs that when you can get all the money you need by scribbling an IOU on a napkin and passing it as legal tender in your capacity as a sovereign?
Just gotta make sure the scribbles are at a 45° angle, in blue ink, with a blood stained thumbprint as signature. I’ve heard if the napkin is made from the dried skin of your first born and has some sigils only the highest level sovcits know, it levels up the IOU to trade for a house!