• Ben Hur Horse Race@lemm.ee
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    1 年前

    I’d like to shove a 6" honey-oat turkey breast and ham with lettuce, light mayo and black olives into your sarcastic mouth son

    • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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      1 年前

      You think nobody thought of that, Jared? Why didn’t they find fish DNA in the tuna sandwiches? They can’t even legally call their bread “bread” in places with normal food laws.

      It’s bad food, but as each new historical crime against humanity teaches us, you truly can get used to anything.