Biden called for new spending initiatives to lower costs for health care, child care and housing and new taxes on the wealthy and major corporations to offset those proposals.
I will save my foot shavings from now on and will eat at most 250 mL (~1 cup) of them if Biden manages to get half of the things he’s proposing here passed.
And I won’t even sprinkle them on pasta. Just straight up with a spoon.
That “might” is doing a lot of heavy lifting there.
How about this: I will eat my own foot shavings if half of this gets passed.
How much do you shave your foot? If you’re going to say this, you need to state a measurable amount
I will save my foot shavings from now on and will eat at most 250 mL (~1 cup) of them if Biden manages to get half of the things he’s proposing here passed.
And I won’t even sprinkle them on pasta. Just straight up with a spoon.
That’s how little faith I have in our government.
The forbidden Parmesan.
I’m saving this in the event:
1.) I remember.
2.) Any of it passes.
Thanks for helping me stay honest
Damn, bruh.