If I made a million bucks for charity by jizzing into a jar on OnlyFans and another guy made a million bucks for charity by running 20 miles: we still got 2 million bucks for charity. 🤷🏻♂️
Of course, if I only ever dreamed of earning a million bucks by jizzing into a jar on OnlyFans, I’d be a goober.
Beardy is right
I’m at six months. No charity except blessing my neighbors with righteous beard scenes. I feel great!
I am stupid can someone explain the joke
The two events are very wide apart in terms of effort, but they both did it “for charity” so beard guy sleeps well, feeling like he did just as well as marathon guy!
Thanks, I was sitting here thinking it was the same person in a ‘what I’d like to do vs what I actually do’ kinda thing.
I guess my interpretation could apply, just in a more pessimistic way.
I could be wrong, but I think it’s a joke at the expense of people who grow beards for charity. Like, only in his dreams would his facial hair be compared to someone running a marathon or something.
