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    8 months ago

    Right?

    I had to settle for you because nobody else wanted me

    Gee I love you two.

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      8 months ago

      Obviously I know nothing about the guy’s relationship, but that’s a huge red flag to me. That said, who knows, they may have a very loving, healthy and stable relationship, and this is just a jokey gripe she makes for funsies.

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          8 months ago

          fuck like rabid apes

          You mean painfully, with jerky twitches, difficulty swallowing and ultimate brain death?

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          SICK! Super happy for you my dude! Was worried with what you’d said, but, obviously, that’s a single sentence.