I would wish for a large, stable passive income source, for my health to be brought up to a good level (I have a lot of chronic health conditions), and for every military weapon on Earth to suddenly cease functioning permanently (including military weapons sold for civilian use, like AR15s)

1. The ability to control how much fat my body stores regardless of what I eat.
2. That I never get any disease
3. $100,000,000, with all taxes already paid, deposited into my bank account

remove u/spez as reddit CEO and replace him with Richard Stallman

the power of controlling matter and time, and have the knowledge of how to use it perfectly as I want

A partially eaten chickatrice corpse, obviously!*

Serious now. Probably health, wealth, knowledge; or practical ways to get all three.

*Nethack reference.

There was a time when I was more insecure where I would have wished to know everything people say about me. I feel better about myself now and it wouldn’t be in my list

• Be able to know what to always say to people to make them happy or at least happier

• A decent constant income

• Honestly a bit of eloquence, I am working on it but I just wish I could do it perfectly

I would wish for universal food, education, and healthcare for everyone in perpetuity.