• FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    To think this guy was one of the most terrifying people of his time, and he looks like Danny DiVitto.

    I guess as far as warlords are concerned…. He’s in good company. Maybe someone should do a study on the correlation of bullying and plots of world domination…

    I mean napoleon couldn’t get away from the short jokes, for example.

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      9 months ago

      It’s because he had short legs and the jokes had long legs. It was quite impossible to outrun when every 5 of his steps equaled 1 of the jokes steps.

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        9 months ago

        the irony is he wasn’t particularly short. slighty above average.

        I wonder what Alexander the Great got made fun of for?