• blackn1ght@feddit.uk
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      8 months ago

      Imagine miraculously surviving the plane crash only to get twatted by a crate full of dildos from the cargo vehicle.

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      8 months ago

      Don’t worry, in the event of a malfunction you can just detach the cargo, so now you have two apartment building sized things falling from the sky to completely unpredictable random locations squishing anything they land on top of.