the_procrastinata@aussie.zone to Melbourne@aussie.zoneEnglish · 2 years agoDT Sunday Edition: 18 June 2023message-squaremessage-square363fedilinkarrow-up118arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up118arrow-down1message-squareDT Sunday Edition: 18 June 2023the_procrastinata@aussie.zone to Melbourne@aussie.zoneEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square363fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareCEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 years agoYou should have laid down on the mattress and when they ask “Can I help you with anything?” you reply “A cup of tea would be great thanks”.
minus-squareSir_ListerOfSmeg@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-22 years agoOr asked for some lube if I really wanted to make them uncomfortable
You should have laid down on the mattress and when they ask “Can I help you with anything?” you reply “A cup of tea would be great thanks”.
Or asked for some lube if I really wanted to make them uncomfortable
And some bikkies