Three months and he has aged like a president in the White House for four years
That’s how they do.
Eh, I think most of it is probably the lighting. He’s mainly lit from in front in the first picture, which would minimize any shadows on his face and make his skin look smoother. When lit from above by the porch light like the second picture (probably taken later in the evening), it just makes those shadows more apparent.
the porch light like the second picture (probably taken later in the evening
If that second photo was taken later that day this poor man would be dead by sunrise
Later in the day relative to when the first picture was taken, not later the literal very same day.
Being a responsible parent is the hardest job in the world.
Not at all. It has its challenges but plenty of jobs are harder and much less fulfilling.
Relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/605/
The baby weighed between 6.8 and 6.9 lbs at birth, seems legit.
6.8 * 2^(10*4) = 7.47 trillion lbs
That’s my favorite kind of inductive reasoning.
Apparently it’s a leap Christmas.
