Texas man says he is unsatisfied with Donald Trump and Joe Biden and says new name ‘isn’t a person, it’s a rally cry’

A Texas man has legally changed his name to Literally Anybody Else and announced he is running for US president in the 2024 election.

Formerly known as Dustin Ebey, the 35-year-old is a US army veteran and seventh-grade math teacher in the suburbs of Dallas, and now has a Texas driver’s license to prove his name change.

He said he wanted to change his name because he was unsatisfied with this year’s presidential candidates, Joe Biden and Donald Trump.

“Three hundred million people can do better,” he said in reference to the two frontrunners for the nation’s highest office. “There really should be some outlet for people like me who are just so fed up with this constant power grab between the two parties that just has no benefit to the common person.

  • Gork@lemm.ee
    16·
    9 months ago

    I feel like this is gonna have some unintended consequences for him.

    If he tries to sign up for anything online, he’ll likely be flagged as a bot because of his name.

    • imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee
      5·
      9 months ago

      Nevermind it’s not literally anyone else, because sure as fuck not rfk jr, or so many other of those nasty people who ran in 2016 and 2020 primaries