I feel like the onion kind of gets repetiti-
the guardian
Ok fuck me i guess
Come on guys. Do it, vote for him. No one will lose respect of America, I mean, you guys already voted a psychopathic clown into office before.
a psychopathic clown into office
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
At least 4 times.
That’s how you get him again too
This is the best summary I could come up with:
A Texas man has legally changed his name to Literally Anybody Else and announced he is running for US president in the 2024 election.
Formerly known as Dustin Ebey, the 35-year-old is a US army veteran and seventh-grade math teacher in the suburbs of Dallas, and now has a Texas driver’s license to prove his name change.
He said he wanted to change his name because he was unsatisfied with this year’s presidential candidates, Joe Biden and Donald Trump.
“Three hundred million people can do better,” he said in reference to the two frontrunners for the nation’s highest office.
“There really should be some outlet for people like me who are just so fed up with this constant power grab between the two parties that just has no benefit to the common person.
“It’s not necessarily about me as a person, but it’s about literally anybody else as an idea,” he told news outlet WFAA88.
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This stinks of an attempt to syphon off democratic votes.
If you live in a solidly blue or red state these goofy candidates are the only good thing about voting for president.
