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minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·8 months agoDracula can’t drink Coca-Cola though…
minus-squaresnooggums@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·8 months agoIngesting anything other than blood makes him ill.
minus-squareSgtAStrawberry@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 months agoIs it very very ill or like lactose intolerant ill?
minus-squaresamus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·8 months ago“You mean Brad’s Drink? It von’t be called Pepsi until next year, 1898. And no!”
Dracula can’t drink Coca-Cola though…
Why?
Ingesting anything other than blood makes him ill.
the cocaine fixes that
Is it very very ill or like lactose intolerant ill?
“I never drink…Coke.”
Is Pepsi okay?
“You mean Brad’s Drink? It von’t be called Pepsi until next year, 1898. And no!”