stabby_cicada@slrpnk.net to solarpunk memes@slrpnk.net · 8 months agobut your increased productivity paid for (checks notes) approximately 1500 miles of your ceos private jet flights so isn't that worth itslrpnk.netimagemessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up1775arrow-down113
arrow-up1762arrow-down1imagebut your increased productivity paid for (checks notes) approximately 1500 miles of your ceos private jet flights so isn't that worth itslrpnk.netstabby_cicada@slrpnk.net to solarpunk memes@slrpnk.net · 8 months agomessage-square11fedilink
minus-squareDestroyer of Worlds 3000linkfedilinkarrow-up67arrow-down1·8 months agothey also remember when you were drunk, fighting with your spouse, forgot to pick them up, escaped the FBI in a drug submarine, stole their phone and sold it for Oxy, and carved a pentagram into the neighbors front door.
minus-squareExcrubulent@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·8 months agoI… actually don’t think they will remember those things about me, if I’m perfectly honest (I never let them see me doing them)
minus-squareImgonnatrythislinkfedilinkarrow-up6·8 months agoAgree, and I’m never gonna admit that pentagram carving with the blood splashed on it was me.
they also remember when you were drunk, fighting with your spouse, forgot to pick them up, escaped the FBI in a drug submarine, stole their phone and sold it for Oxy, and carved a pentagram into the neighbors front door.
I… actually don’t think they will remember those things about me, if I’m perfectly honest (I never let them see me doing them)
Agree, and I’m never gonna admit that pentagram carving with the blood splashed on it was me.