ⓝⓞ🅞🅝🅔@lemmy.ca to science@lemmy.world · 10 months agoCicadas are nature's weirdos. They pee stronger than us and an STD can turn them into zombiesapnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up1100arrow-down18file-text
arrow-up192arrow-down1external-linkCicadas are nature's weirdos. They pee stronger than us and an STD can turn them into zombiesapnews.comⓝⓞ🅞🅝🅔@lemmy.ca to science@lemmy.world · 10 months agomessage-square12fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarePlasticExistence@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·10 months agoDidn’t forget about the military applications of cicada urination. It’s not like the research is just frivolous.
minus-squarebean@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·edit-210 months ago“Our troops can pee 10x in length by strengthening their prostate through cicada smoothies!” 🙋♂️🗣️ Why though? “SILENCE, PEASANT!” Pees from across the room.
minus-squarereinei@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·10 months agoObviously target practice even off-duty!
Didn’t forget about the military applications of cicada urination. It’s not like the research is just frivolous.
“Our troops can pee 10x in length by strengthening their prostate through cicada smoothies!”
🙋♂️🗣️ Why though?
“SILENCE, PEASANT!” Pees from across the room.
Obviously target practice even off-duty!