• themeatbridge@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      Why go through all that when you can just build a time machine and go back in time to be in the boardroom when someone presents the concept for a smart TV and then hide under the podium and tickle their genitals to distract them during the presentation and then spend the next 20 years in prison for sexual assault where none of the televisions have smart features?

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        8 months ago

        Then once you get out you can just buy a “commercial display” and not have to go through all that because there’s no smort features to begin with.