Good god please keep that fucked up ziplock bag away from me
Fucked up ziplock bag is what they called me girldick in highschool
Jesus Christ Jackie no
You’ve been hit by
You’ve been struck by
A smooth man o’ war.
Ow!
Comments like this makes me wish we had awards like Reddit
“Omg pee on my butt!”
“You know that doesn’t do abything, right?”
“It’s not for the jellyfish sting.”
I need this before I die
Isn’t it one of the species that will kill you with the sting?
You’re thinking of irukandji. Bluebottles will sting like an absolute bastard but you’d have to be pretty unlucky to be killed by one.
Edit: apparently there have been fatal stings in the northern hemisphere.
I see these dead on the beaches of Taiwan. My 5 year old son picked one up and brought it to me and I almost had a heart attack. Luckily he picked it up on a part that didn’t have stingers.
Forbidden Ravioli
Oof.wav
SHIT FUCK