hydroptic@sopuli.xyz to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 7 months agoPolly wants a deliverablesopuli.xyzimagemessage-square45fedilinkarrow-up11.59Karrow-down114
arrow-up11.58Karrow-down1imagePolly wants a deliverablesopuli.xyzhydroptic@sopuli.xyz to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 7 months agomessage-square45fedilink
minus-squareVent@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up46·7 months agoCould be worse, mine have started saying “the MVP must be feature complete and 100% bug free” but there’s a 0% chance there’s enough budget for that.
minus-squarehydroptic@sopuli.xyzOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down1·7 months agoAnd what sort of an MVP is feature-complete and completely bugless?
minus-squarehydroptic@sopuli.xyzOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down1·7 months agoMinimum Viable Player
minus-squareBallsandBayonets@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 months agoI can deliver completely bugless. The secret is code that doesn’t do anything, acts the same as code that doesn’t exist.
Could be worse, mine have started saying “the MVP must be feature complete and 100% bug free” but there’s a 0% chance there’s enough budget for that.
And what sort of an MVP is feature-complete and completely bugless?
Wayne Gretzky? 🤷
Minimum Viable Player
I can deliver completely bugless. The secret is code that doesn’t do anything, acts the same as code that doesn’t exist.