Sorry, x-creets.

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    I honestly don’t remember Barbie saying patriarchy even once. Ken says he likes patriarchy a lot, and that modern man is doing it wrong. But I don’t recall a line from Barbie with any variant of the word “patriarchy” in it.

    It’s almost as if Elon hasn’t seen the movie but is jumping on the stupid wagon.

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      I was just thinking this. Ken says “patriarchy” over a dozen times. I don’t think Barbie says it much, if at all.

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    Meanwhile, in the alien spaceship deployed to study our extinction:

    • And how are they responding to the heat waves, freak storms, wars and famine? What strategies are they employing?

    • They seem to be arguing about something called Barbenheimer while throwing more resources than ever at the people who got them in this mess.

    • Hmmm interesting

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    L Ron Musk needs to hit that almond diet to address his gynocanine supraclavicular lipoma, cuz he got a bitchy fat head.

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    I’m pretty sure I can survive 5 shots. I’ve never tried that, though.

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    x-creets? Is that what tweets are being called now? or just the elongated moskowrat’s tweets?

    seems fitting.

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      They are such dolls. Oblivious to the broad spectrum of existence.