• edric@lemm.ee
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    Meh, I’m sure they’re wiping their tears with all the money they got from selling an overpriced popcorn bucket because it went viral. If they really wanted something more tame, they could’ve used the pain box instead.

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      Yep there’s no way they didn’t see it coming. I’m not saying this was day 1 intent but surely before release somebody had the realization that it had potential to be used in other ways.

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    Why don’t companies have someone in product development who’s entire job is to point out less than desirable ways people will use their products, or protect against rule 34 or the like? The internet has been around long enough that it shouldn’t have been a surprise that there were people who wanted to fuck a plastic lamprey eel. How as this even surprising?

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      Hire a 13yo boy just to look at your products and point out all of the ways it can be badly interpreted

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        They made a movie about that once with Tom Hanks. Guess these companies never watched it 😏

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      Red Teams, they exist.

      Just like QA it doesn’t “make money” so why bother?

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        I would argue that QA saves you money. In that, it detects faulty products and in doing so limit liability.

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          I agree whole heartedly, the “it doesn’t make money” argument is common and the fight to do proper QA is rarely won.

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            The problem is QA vs QC. Quality control means you actually have to do stuff. Quality assurance just means “I assure you, the quality is good ;)”

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          QC detects problems. QA predicts, mitigates, and resolves problems. QA is the first to go when it’s cheaper to scrap problems rather than make perfect product. QC goes when companies can outsource it to supplier-reported inspections and then leave it to the customer to act as final inspection. The Amazon method that everyone has to follow if they want to stay competitive

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      Because that employee would be by far the most overworked one in most companies?

      Or maybe just because most companies don’t care as long as you keep giving them money without costing them any 🤷

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    …driving people to go crazy with demand for the shai-hulussy-shaped vessel.

    This can’t be legal

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      I’m pretty sure it’s in a “shouldn’t be but is” grey area along with the likes if gerrymandering and planned obsolescence 🤷

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      Pretty sure that the marketing department that brought us roughly a dozen The Walking Dead spinoffs can’t climax WITHOUT hearing the words “vagina dentata”

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    I think this is the funniest thing I’ve read all year, "driving people to go crazy with demand for the shai-hulussy-shaped vessel.

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      I’ve seen eggdrop bots, all Dune inspired, fester in an irc room for years and never got anythin close to shai-hulussy. AI will never replace humans.

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      So the bucket was sold in other places? I thought it was just a gimmick from the movie theaters in mexico to boost sales.

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    It should have been the “pain box” that Paul has to put his hand in!