Yesssss. I also loved the pistol in that game. It was one of the first games i came across where the pistol was just as deadly (in the right hands) as most anything else you could get.

Side note, why the fuck don’t we have games with destructible environments anymore? I know BF4 has it, but the only other FPS I can think of that did it as well as red faction was ‘Black’ in 2006.

I think I need to politely disagree with you on this point.

If co2 emissions were slowing at a meaningful rate, we should be able to see the upward trajectory start leveling off. What we DO see is almost no change in the trajectory of the chart, indicating that current carbon emitters haven’t cut back enough to matter, if at all.

I’m not suggesting that no changes on that line means no “progress”, but one could argue that its not meaningful progress if we aren’t seeing any changes in that trend.

What if it’s spicy vodka?

Ooooooh, thanks for filling me in! :D

Everything I’ve read so far says he died from head trauma after falling from his balcony while drunk. Do you have a source?

TIL

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Lolwut?

So… you accept a free, private jet ride, step off the plane, then bitch about your friend? The self righteous tone of your post was already giving me the “ick”, but to find out you took the ride anyway just shows you’re more interested in looking like someone who gives a shit, then someone who actually does…

Damnit! I saw the title and immediately tried to go to the FTC site to check, before realizing what I was looking at. Nice job, Onion…

I asked to clarify, because that’s verifiably incorrect.

Better than what?

Because developing a replacement for bees is certainly a better solution then saving the bees…

Guess they’ve never heard of Cult of the Lamb

Ditto

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Internet_theory

Also, “It took you five minutes and it sat for 6 months, you asshole”

I assume they were using the verb form, such as, “Shake the baby!”, and, “I already shook it!”, as opposed to the adjective form, “Oh look, a shaken baby!”

Not to mention “The Big Bang”, and " Spooky Action At a Distance"

Soylent is my go to as well. Otherwise, cold fruit is a good snack.

Landman, Afro Samurai, Chopped, The Tick, Creature Commandos, and Kitchen Nightmares. Only a couple episodes into Landman, but I’m diggin it so far! Creature Commandos is shockingly good as well.