Is that a snake in your pants or are you exc… It’s a snake.

Just tryin to get these mothafukin snakes on this mothafukin plane.

Oh, so trouser snakes aren’t allowed now? When were they planning on telling the rest of us?

The man was reported to have three small snakes in his pants, two of which were turned over to Florida Fish and Wildlife.

Men snuggling trouser snakes is more common than you think.

I am sick of these monkey-fighting snakes in my Monday-to-Friday pants!

Going for a classic Snakes on a Plane prank

So my grandpa was a cop down in Missouri- long time bailif, but also a rail cop for Fresco Lines.

One of the guys he remembers coming through as a bailiff… would go to a trout farm (Bennett springs?) and walk around with some monofilament ran down his pants, catch a trout in each leg and walk on out.

It took him a while to get caught.

I’m not sure id want anything that gets nibbly in my pants.

I didn’t know you weren’t supposed to do that. I will have to leave my snake at home next time, don’t want to be setting any alarms off

I also enjoyed the quote “Don’t bring a machete to an airport checkpoint”

Ssssssssssssup?

Better that what Derek was packing

I would hate to be sitting next to this guy.

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