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        8 months ago

        SOME BÖNER HAVERS FEEL MOST CONFIDENT IF THEY GLUE ACRYLIC FRENCH NAILS ON THEIR SHAFT AS ARMOR. LIKE VAJAZZLING BUT FOR VIKINGS. THIS IS WHY THE MYTHICAL VIKING WARSHIP NAGLFAR IS MADE OF TOENAILS AND WILL KICK FUKKEN AZZ AT RAGNAROOOOOK BROTHER YEAH