Oh boy. It’s time for that knife.

You know, that knife. The one that’s in all those TikToks and Shorts or wherever the sponsored influencers are waving gadgets around these days: You Won’t Believe This Crazy Knife, Can Your EDC Do This???

This is the Paragon Warlock and it is definitely a chart topper for all those online lists of weird knives. Perfect then, for an appearance here.

It comes in a dizzying array of handle styles, blade profiles, and colors. This is the “Satin Sorcerer” variant and it is of course inevitable that, given the opportunity, I would choose the green one.

This is a side opening folder with a rather bodacious crenelated texture machined into the blade surfaces. The pictures don’t quite get across how humongous it is: 5-3/8" long closed, 9-1/4" open with a 3-3/4" S30V blade…

…That’s double edged, presenting this wicked dagger point.

It’s really thick, too. 0.857" in total not including the clip. The handles are machined anodized aluminum and all together it weighs in at 181.2 grams or 6.93 ounces.

Of course, how it opens is the wild part.

You grab the two textured buttons at the business end and pinch them together.

Through some manner of mechanical wizardry inside, this causes both halves of the handle to split apart not just at the end where you pinched, but evenly down the entire length.

The blade is then able to swing out freely.

This is a gravity knife, so once unrestrained the blade pivots easily under its own weight. It’s not under any kind of spring loading, nor is any required.

Only the merest wrist action is required and you can easily flick the blade in and out. When you let go of the buttons the handles snap back together, locking the blade open or closed. That is, provided you time it right and don’t just sandwich it partially between them.

The Warlock does include a clip and it’s even a reversible one, but it’s mounted very far down from the tail of the knife and leaves a lot of it sticking out of your pocket. It’s unlikely you’ll be carrying this much anyway, though. As not only over 4" in blade length but also as a gravity knife and a dagger it’s virtually guaranteed that the law will find some aspect of it to frown upon. Possibly more than one, depending where you live.

Actually deploying it also takes a bit of practice and skill. The blade will, of course, only swing out one way. You can’t make it do a complete windmill which is probably good news for blood retention but also means it’s perfectly possible, if you’re not paying attention, to utterly fail to deploy the blade because you’re holding the knife the wrong way around. This will leave you looking like a chump. Remembering which side is the “out” side relative to the pocket clip is probably the best play.

And then, you do have to ensure the blade is completely and precisely swung out to the end of its arc before you let go of the buttons, and you didn’t jump the gun and let go too early. If you do you’ll wind up with the blade either not locked out, or only mostly closed with a little bit of the edge still exposed. You can generally tell by the sound when this happens, though. The Warlock makes a very distinct – and satisfying – sound when the handles snap shut correctly.

The Inevitable Conclusion

Of course the Warlock has to be made of fancy S30V steel and come with a full flat double sided grind and all the rest of it, because otherwise it would be inauthentic and wouldn’t have enough street cred for knife nerds to want to buy it. But the specs really aren’t the point – It could be made of aluminum foil for all the difference it would make. This is a knife for showing off, and for fidgeting with, but at $250 no one in their right mind would actually use this as a working knife for any purpose.

It is one of the quintessential entries in the category of wonky knife designs, though, and therefore has a well deserved place in any collector’s assortment of weird knives.

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