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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to aww@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Business Cat

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to aww@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • schmorp@slrpnk.net
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    No need to read the full article. Clipped ear shows it got neutered, so now it has more time to focus on business things.

    • idunnololz@lemmy.world
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      Wow TIL they clip the ear of cats to easily tell which ones have been spayed or neutered.

      • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world
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        Only if they are part of a Trap-Neuter-Release (TNR) program for ferals. If you just take your pet in for the procedure they don’t do that. They might give them a small tattoo on their belly if it’s a girl, so if they are lost track of and have new humans they are sure no one will open them up to try and do it again.

  • EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Sorry but I’m not taking any kind of advice from an Orange Boi, financial or otherwise unless I’ve got some way to know if they were in possession of the braincell when giving the advice.

    • supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world
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      At the time yeah

      • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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        The braincell gets passed around, it’s hard to tell who was using it when.

        • supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world
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          it’s a quantum thing , as in you never its location without checking for brain activity first?

  • ParabolicMotion@lemmy.worldBanned
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    Removed by mod

    • ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      If it worked for Imperial China

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    Aw such a cute dog 🐶🐕

    • YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world
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      Big Elden Ring energy dog

  • Cyrus Draegur@lemm.ee
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    step 1: be cute and fuzzy

    step 2: don’t not be cute and fuzzy

    step 3: parasitically ingratiate yourself into the company of fools who have the things you want

    step 4: take everything. it’s yours.

    • general_kitten@sopuli.xyz
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      Step 3.5 possibly infect the fools with actual parasites that make them like you more

  • 20kHz@lemm.ee
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    So success

  • Avid Amoeba@lemmy.ca
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    Pretty accurate representation of the average finfluencer.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    I wish I was cute enough that using the same strategy a cat uses would work. I want the same things… Shelter, food, belly rubs and the occasional saucer of cream.

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    fi-nyan-shul advisor

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