Why YSK: It’s cleaner, cheaper and more convenient than toilet paper

  • … you don’t wash your butt?

    Your point is also the point of the comic: saying that you’ve rubbed dry paper on your butthole and that makes it “clean” is analagous to getting poop on your hands and doing the same.

    You wash your hands; you should also wash your butt: so get a bidet.

    • heili@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Except that I don’t touch literally everything else including my food with my butthole, though. And it’s not as if I never wash my butthole. So if I happen to be in a public shitter and I drop a deuce, I will simply apply shit tickets and not freak out about it.