Can’t be sued/charged if they can’t serve you papers.
Taps temple
Smears hair dye on temple
He is probably renting a room under a false name at the Fours Seasons Total Landscaping centre.
I thought he would head for the Ritt Scarlton Lawn Service
Fucking Borat can find Rudy and posture him with an apparent underage girl but our own state government can’t? Someone fucking call Sasha.
*pester? Pose?
thank you, a cock work orange. What insightful details you have provided us.
I aim to please.
im not sure that’s what clockworkorange would say, but i’m sure the L makes all of the difference, especially since you took it.
“I aim to pease.”, A Cockwork Orange.
You are right. Removing the L makes all the difference.
yeah, it sure does.
Then try harder. If the receptionist at his building is enough to stop them then they’re shit at their jobs.
They should just reach out to him on Cameo and offer him $100 to read a sentence acknowledging receipt of the notice, it’s a flawless plan.
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2023/09/rudy-giuliani-lawyer-lawsuit
Somebody call the Biden administration and get this man a job there.
Uht oh.
I wonder if Rudy ended up…well, taking matters into his own hands.
That being said, if you are feeling suicidal call 988 to get help.
suicidal call 988
C’mon Rudy. Call the number.
We all want you to live to experience the consequences of your actions. Plus you are probably guilty of more shit and I’m sure you’ll fucking sing as a co-defendant.
lol, conservatives experiencing consequences for their actions. Wouldn’t that be the day.
I really don’t. Turning up dead is just fine with me.
He’s gotten many extremely wealthy people out of trouble in his lifetime. I’m sure someone has a summer home in a non-extradition nation he can use. Maybe one of Sackler’s children. They owe him big.
In the us, crisis hotline can be texted at 741741, 988 for a phone call
We would only be so lucky
Maybe he had some dirt on Boeing.
Can’t or won’t find him? This is the state of Joe Arpaio after all
I believe he finally melted.
Omg that’s fantastic
Rudy, puddle of snot, Giuliani
Did they check the dumpsters behind his condo? That’s where he takes all his meals.
only when the opossums, raccoons, and rats don’t chase him away for bringing down the neighborhood
That’s just because they’re from McDonald’s Trash Service
He is probably hiding in the dumpster behind the Four Seasons…lawn care service.
Is that near the dildo store?
I was hoping they would send a bounty hunter myself.
Have they checked Moscow?
Uh, just hire Borat to do it. He knows what works.
Check the sewers, he’s almost at full Danny Devito’s The Penguin.
Call a welfare check on him, he might be dead.
