• eestileib
    6·
    6 months ago

    You know two things: you’re gonna get to ride on a private jet a LOT, and you’re gonna get trashed in her next album.

    Honestly, the social proof of “I was somebody Taylor Swift thought was worth dating” would get you a second look from a lot of people.

    But I’m a chick anyway, so based on her lyrics my chances with her are between slim and none.

    • TheFriar@lemm.ee
      3·
      6 months ago

      I’m a chick anyway, so based on her lyrics my chances with her are between slim and none.

      Hey, now. You’ll never attract a beau with that attitude. Smile more. And a proper lady never uses the word “chick.” So unladylike. Tsk, tsk.

      • eestileib
        4·
        6 months ago

        Wait, you’re saying that straight men might not want to have sex with me?

        😮

    • kn0wmad1c@programming.devEnglish
      2·
      6 months ago

      Honestly, the social proof of “I was somebody Taylor Swift thought was worth dating” would get you a second look from a lot of people.

      No one really talks about Matty Healy tho, except for how much of an asshole he is