You took over the tiff. Out tangoed the tosser. Tough titties on that trade you twit, no truce.
Underestimated, unequivocal, and unforgiving usurper. Unity as usual uplifts usefulness. Understand?
If you’ve got a problem with Canada Gooses you’ve got a problem with me. And I suggest you let that one marinate.
I love that you were accurate with your placement.
I’ve hoovered up a bit of schneef in my day
Have you hoovered barnyard schneef?
I’ve hoovered schneef off the yolk of an ox.
Have you hoovered library schneef?
I’ve hoovered schneef off the D-day microfilm roll.
Do you know what dick dingers are?
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Wait do people do lines off of cell phones these days?
Yes, that is the common practice. You’d think the bacteria off your fingers would get into your nose that way
Used to yeah before I realized how filthy they were
I carried around an iPod touch and a domino for this purpose actually (this was years ago)
It’s not common knowledge how filthy the common surfaces for hoovering schneef are, for example phones or the back of a toilet or on the toilet paper dispenser… on top of that commonly a rolled up bill is used for snorting too (money is horrendously dirty)
