expires 18 min after opening
”AMERICA’S FAVORITE INTERNAL COLLABORATION”
Well, guess I gotta open it and then chug 2 liters in 18 minutes. Sure hope that shrimp is as refreshing as promised.
Man this has to be a Meow Wolf thing.
Exactly what I was thinking. Omega Mart immediately came to mind.
You have no idea what’s in store for you!
As a hybrid wolf-tiger-fox, when I found out that OM was ran by Meow Wolf, I was so happy. I still need to visit sometime, maybe in suit. I could be their mascot.
no pizza only khlav kalash
I’m guessing this is an Omega Mart product?
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+5 to your stamina and HP, but only lasts 18 minutes.
Nice!
My SECRET diet for MASSIVE GAINS doctors DON’T want you to know about. For only $300, I’ll introduce YOU to the Gallon of Shrimp Juice per Day Lifestyle.
No joke, I would buy this.
You could probably just boil shrimp and make your own.
I want that vaporwave style label though.
It IS pretty cool.
Wait… it’s actually shrimp flavored?
Is it weird if I want to try it even more now?
I get the impression it’s just a regular bottle of soda with a custom joke label. But in theory, to me, the label suggests it is shrimp flavored.
Rebirth!
Expires 18 min after opening
Refocus
Uh… sure.
Recharge.
Um… okay.
Rebirth
Fucking what!?!