Pope Francis has paved the way for the canonization of the first saint of the millennial generation, attributing a second miracle to a 15-year-old Italian computer whiz who died of leukemia in 2006.

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    6 months ago

    what the actual fuck. I thought maybe he salvaged some failing medical equipment and saved a bunch of people, but it says he cured some kid’s pancreatic disorder when a piece of his shirt touched the kid…

    Its just the local computer kid the oldies in the area get help from and he ran websites for catholic organizations, but literally everyone is insane.

    Is this a satire site that pretends it isn’t?