• Clusterfck@lemmy.sdf.org
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    I let my wife talk me into getting a Brazilian with her this year. I’ve gone every 4 weeks since and I have to say, it’s a life changing experience.

    No more wiping for more than about 4 times. No chafing. No stubble. Just smooth hairless ass-crack.

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      Get a bidet and no need to get the Brazilian!

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      I kept my ass shaved during the pandemic. Only had to use like 2 squares of single ply toilet paper per shit. Ass hair is a conspiracy by toilet paper companies to sell more toilet paper.

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      I have a hairy as fuck ass and still only need about 4 wipes a shit. Diet is the biggest factor in needing to wipe, not ass hair presence.

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    Ancient memes as memes here strike me as silly as it is awesome. Simply love it! Wonder when Philosoraptor returns.

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      Have you ever shaved your butt and then stopped shaving it? It’s awful, the stubbles are so extremely itchy

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          It does cause chafing if you do a lot of walking around within the first few days, although for me all the chafing only ever happens in my crotch under my balls (I might as well shave everything since shaving the asshole is 99% of the work). Powder solves it but also if your job doesn’t require you to do miles and miles of waking a day, it’s a non issue.

          Imho, the advantages of shaving my ass outweigh the negatives. Wasting toilet paper is bad. Streaks smell. The problem with bidets is you’ll only ever get to use one if you install one in your home. People always tend to refute every claim that it’s more hygienic, and while I’m not here to argue that, there are situations where not having all that crotch hair results in less body stench since it can be wiped easily. For further b/o control you can apply deodorant to your balls and that patch of skin above your dick and it’s really effective as long as you aren’t planning on getting your dick sucked.

          Everyone is free to do whatever they want with their ass hair but every comment section about ass shaving is full of people that think it’s bad. It’s important people are aware of both sides of the story.

  • funkajunk@lemm.ee
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    All I can say, for the sake of everyone involved, I hope you’re not going anywhere hot.