I was working for that women once, and she was super nice. I was like 30 and she was around 50, but she tried really hard to be cool and hip. She said she’s hosting a dinner party bbq kinda deal and if i wanna come. I said i’d love to, but i already have tickets for a concert.
“What concert?”
“Oh it’s that band, they are not really famous.”
“I know some bands, you know?!”
“Infant Annihilator”
“What’s that?”
‘They are called INFANT ANNIHILATOR’
“Oh okay… Never heard of them.”
I have a boss at work. Not a Boss-boss, he’s a team leader, but he’s my boss.
Anyway he got 3 strikes for being a metal-head the other day:
Wallet chain - who the fuck still has a wallet chain? A metal head
Up close he has a hole in his lip - fucking lip piercing? Metalhead
So he asked me if I wanted to do any overtime on the weekend and I said casually “Nah, I’m going to see Tenacious D on Saturday” and got the reply “Yeah fuck that, I wouldn’t be working overtime if I was doing that!”
in the car:
“what do we wanna listen to? name a band!”
“whatever’s fine”
“no seriously! just give me a name!”
“ok. goatwhore.”
“what?”
“GOAT. WHORE.”
“…”
“…”
“…i’m gonna put on some nice ambient electronic…”
I was working for that women once, and she was super nice. I was like 30 and she was around 50, but she tried really hard to be cool and hip. She said she’s hosting a dinner party bbq kinda deal and if i wanna come. I said i’d love to, but i already have tickets for a concert.
“What concert?”
“Oh it’s that band, they are not really famous.”
“I know some bands, you know?!”
“Infant Annihilator”
“What’s that?”
‘They are called INFANT ANNIHILATOR’
“Oh okay… Never heard of them.”
No one has ever heard of any band. I got to loads if concerts, and unless it is a mainstream pop artist, no one ever knows who they are.
Eh…
I have a boss at work. Not a Boss-boss, he’s a team leader, but he’s my boss.
Anyway he got 3 strikes for being a metal-head the other day:
Wallet chain - who the fuck still has a wallet chain? A metal head
Up close he has a hole in his lip - fucking lip piercing? Metalhead
So he asked me if I wanted to do any overtime on the weekend and I said casually “Nah, I’m going to see Tenacious D on Saturday” and got the reply “Yeah fuck that, I wouldn’t be working overtime if I was doing that!”
THIRD STRIKE
I would love to see infant annihilator live
Hello hello fellow deathcore connoisseur!
“Anything”
Me: Puts on Rick Astley.
I convinced a friend I listen to exclusively meme music. its a fun way to discover new stuff
Genuinely an excellent choice.
I’m seeing Goatwhore on tour with Eyehategod next month! Also Eyehategod is another good one for these situations.
goatwhore is awesome and I think they’re back on tour again