• neo@lemy.lol
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    6 months ago

    Are you seriously ill, but don’t want to leave a ton of medical debts to your family?

    Then donate your brain tissue to BrainCloud™! Instead of costing your family a lot of money, you might make them Millionaires* and also reduce CO2 emissions of world leading AI applications! Leaving a better world for our children!
    And who knows, maybe you will even enjoy thinking about chat bot responses in weird nightmarish ways for the rest of what might seem like an eternity.

    ~*We offer a donation compensation of up to $1.000.000. Actual rates depend on brain capabilities, size and constitution. Payouts are determined by our quality assurance team. Payouts are not guaranteed. In cases of brain tissue with insufficient quality, compensational fees for testing, lab work, and services may be charged to the donor’s family.~

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        6 months ago

        You ‘pute 64 bits, whaddya get?

        Just ‘nother load for your instruction set

        Satoshi don’t call me cuz I can’t go

        I sold my soul to the crypto bros

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        6 months ago

        I can definitely imagine your braincells being used to mine my crypto!