JCSpark@lemmy.caM to Today I Learned (TIL)@lemmy.ca · 2 years agoTIL that a 28 year old Russian man went to the doctor for coughing up blood and having chest pains. The doctors diagnosed it as cancer, but it turned out to be a fir tree growing inside his lungs.www.telegraph.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up141arrow-down10cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up141arrow-down1external-linkTIL that a 28 year old Russian man went to the doctor for coughing up blood and having chest pains. The doctors diagnosed it as cancer, but it turned out to be a fir tree growing inside his lungs.www.telegraph.co.ukJCSpark@lemmy.caM to Today I Learned (TIL)@lemmy.ca · 2 years agomessage-square11fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squareInfiniWheel@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkarrow-up17·2 years agoSo my childhood fears weren’t wrong. I’ll prepare for the watermelon plant growing inside me. /s
minus-square☆Luma☆@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoI like to drive around and lure kids into my van. Once home I huck those flesh-sacks into the tanning bed. They get a strict diet of watermelons for sustenance. Soon I’ll have ripe watermelons… Soon…
minus-squareEeyore_Syndromelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoMy first thought reading the headline was: https://rugrats.fandom.com/wiki/The_Inside_Story
So my childhood fears weren’t wrong. I’ll prepare for the watermelon plant growing inside me. /s
For real, what the hell
I like to drive around and lure kids into my van. Once home I huck those flesh-sacks into the tanning bed. They get a strict diet of watermelons for sustenance. Soon I’ll have ripe watermelons… Soon…
My first thought reading the headline was: