Former President Donald Trump was indicted for an unprecedented third time on August 1, adding another set of serious federal charges to the mounting legal issues he faces.

  • VCTRN@lemm.ee
    55·
    1 year ago

    Nobody knows more about prison than me. I’m the best inmate they ever had. They love me here. I have the best cell, the best food, the best friends. I’m very popular. The guards respect me. They know I’m innocent. The fake news media and the crooked Democrats put me here. They’re very jealous of me. They’re losers. They’re afraid of me. They know I won the election by a lot. I’m still your president. I’ll be out soon. You’ll see. It’s going to be huge.

      • VCTRN@lemm.ee
        11·
        1 year ago

        I know, also some covfefe and hamberders, for good measure. But AI can only do so much.

    • Bizarroland@kbin.social
      10·
      1 year ago

      And followed by Don Jr and co asking people to contribute to the “take back America” fund, and if you donate over $1,000 you will get 100,000 Trump bucks

      • AssPennies@lemmy.world
        8·
        1 year ago

        And the exchange rate of tump bucks to stanley nickels is approximately the same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.

        • Elderos
          4·
          1 year ago

          Can’t wait for the new set portraying the rest of his life.

    • rebul@kbin.social
      4·
      1 year ago

      This is funny right here, I don’t care who you are.

      And God bless the pygmies…