Espiritdescali@futurology.todayM to Futurology@futurology.todayEnglish · 8 个月前Microplastics found in every human semen sample tested in studywww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square52fedilinkarrow-up1276arrow-down18cross-posted to: [email protected]
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minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up133arrow-down2·8 个月前We are so close to being able to cum glitter. Just think of the possibilities. What a time to be alive.
minus-squareNOT_RICK@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36arrow-down1·8 个月前Glitter is stored in the balls
minus-squareQuacksalberlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13arrow-down1·8 个月前“Let me nut some plastic into you, baby!”
minus-squareSkeezix@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 个月前kids in Detroit are using their jizz as hot glue.
minus-squareMisterD@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 个月前And since plastics mimic female hormones…
minus-squareditty@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·8 个月前My loads will be a shotgun blast of funfetti
We are so close to being able to cum glitter. Just think of the possibilities. What a time to be alive.
Glitter is stored in the balls
“Let me nut some plastic into you, baby!”
kids in Detroit are using their jizz as hot glue.
And since plastics mimic female hormones…
My loads will be a shotgun blast of funfetti
cumfetti
The very last, maybe.