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Console_Modder to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

I have very important news

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I have very important news

Console_Modder to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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    2 years ago

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      This is my personal adventure, you don’t have to agree with it

      • Burstar@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        They didn’t disagree with it. They asked you why. Answer the reasonable query or accept that the obvious ‘because I crave attention’ will be what everyone is thinking.

        • Console_ModderOP
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          I don’t crave attention, I crave ants

  • snake_case@feddit.uk
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    Where do you get these ants from?

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      Mostly from the hill out back

      • flipthetube@lemmy.world
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        Mostly.

        • VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf
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          I mean, at some point you’re going to have to use imports. That’s just reality. Did I expect 4 to be the point where he ran out of local ants, though? Not quite.

          • WarmSoda@lemm.ee
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            You need ants? I know a guy.

            • VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf
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              Hell, I can get you an ant by 3 o’clock this afternoon… with nail polish. There are ways, Dude.

              • WarmSoda@lemm.ee
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                This is what happens when you eat an ant in the Alps!!

                • VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf
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                  The Alps are not the issue here, Dude. I’m talking about drawing a line in the ant hill, Dude. Across this line you DO NOT…

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          Some were around the cracks in the pavement

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    This is the future the left wants

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      The best future

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    deleted by creator

  • oatmilkmaid@possumpat.io
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    Which one was your favourite

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      The second one was the tastiest

  • dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world
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    Antman

  • Bernie Ecclestoned
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    Lightweight, snort them.

    • Console_ModderOP
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      Eventually I’ll get there

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    Video or it didn’t happen

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    Have you tried any seasonings or preparation methods?

    • Console_ModderOP
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      Not yet

      • emergencyfood
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        https://www.goya.in/blog/recipe-to-make-weaver-ant-chutney-at-home

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    Oh man I’m crying because of this.

    Ok, there. I had a thing in my eye but it’s gone now. All good.

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      Was it an ant?

      • WarmSoda@lemm.ee
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        It was ant jo mama!

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    Of you post a picture of your ant-containing poo the shitposting circle will be truly complete

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    Dont eat too many! You might 1. Not have room for beans and 2. Fail the no poop challenge

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    Well, what is it!?

    Five or six?

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      5 minus 6, Op is gonna throw up one

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    OP is going to be patient zero for a new ant-borne disease

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    But did you eat them all in one or one by one?

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      One at a time, I’m not a pro yet

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