• Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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    5 months ago

    I want this chair, if only to use it at the most inappropriate places.

    Kids seeing Santa or the Easter Bunny? Break out The Throne.

    Broke ground on a new orphanage? Time to lounge.

    Breaking the backs of my enemies, burning their lands, and letting salt trail from bags tied to our horses, so nothing may be grown? Spreading word of the tainted land, weaving a curse in the public mind?

    Aeron Herman Miller, every time.

    • grue@lemmy.world
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      5 months ago

      Sitting in an Aeron chair as I read this, I realize I need to step up my game.