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Greentext · 8 months ago

Anon loves his firetruck

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Anon loves his firetruck

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Greentext · 8 months ago

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8 months ago

go to visit my dad in prison

he asked me to smuggle in some cocaine

I hide it in my firetruck

give him the firetruck

he hides the firetruck in his ass

all the other inmates make fun of him for hiding a firetruck in his ass

he builds a prison gang drug empire

he has everyone that laughed at him killed

now my firetruck smells funny

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