• Colonel Panic@lemm.ee
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    5 months ago

    Maybe all the macho conservatives need to get gay married to each other to prove that they hate it and aren’t gay. It’s the only way to be sure.

    • Snapz@lemmy.world
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      5 months ago

      “Think about it guys… If we just grab ALL the dicks, and then hide them inside our bodies, they’ll be NONE left for the gay people!!! Ultimate straight win 2024!!!”

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      5 months ago

      We need to bring back communal psychedelic rituals. Will fix most of these people.