My kid’s first word was ‘weirdo’

Apparently my mother loved going to Walmart when I was a child. So my first word was Walmart.

Mine was “Otto” - the name of our dog. Makes sense as I probably heard it more than anything else.

Not me, but my brother’s first word was apparently “muffin.” He still loves muffins to this day, but then again, most people love muffins lol.

I didn’t speak till I was 4, at which point my first sentence was “No, I want to walk” instead of being carried to the car.