It is hard to imagine that there was not someone inside of Nike that lost their faith in humanity when the pitch for these things was originally taking off.

  • woelkchen@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    Isn’t the point of self-lacing shoes that they shouldn’t require manual user input at all? What is the app for then?

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          4 months ago

          Oh god! The Chinese know how tight my shoes are? They could overthrow the entire globe with such devastating info!

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            4 months ago

            It’s adorable you think “shoelace tightness” is all that app has awareness of.

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        4 months ago

        I don’t know why my first thought from this was Ruth Gator Binsburg. Now I just want something like a shitty_watercolor of that.