PENNSYLVANIA — An Imperial Stormtrooper was seen fleeing the scene after Donald Trump was rushed off stage during a rally in Pennsylvania. Trump was in…
So, there’s a theory that the storm troopers were ordered to miss so they wouldn’t kill Luke and Leia. I definitely wouldn’t put it past Trump to stage an assassination attempt to make himself into a matryr.
Waitaminit, if the Evil Empire wants Trump dead…
I’m so confused…
Well, the shooter was a registered Republican.
So, there’s a theory that the storm troopers were ordered to miss so they wouldn’t kill Luke and Leia. I definitely wouldn’t put it past Trump to stage an assassination attempt to make himself into a matryr.