• TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee
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    4 months ago

    God:

    WTF people. How many signs do you fucking need.

    pegs little Jimmy betwixt the eyes with a golf ball sized peice of hail

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      God could end this any time she wants in a thousand different ways.

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            4 months ago

            God had the opportunity to end this in the funniest way possible back when Trump got COVID. Our mistake is in assuming Trump is the Pharaoh and not the Plague.

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        4 months ago

        There is no God. For fucks sake imagine believing in ghosts in the 21st century.

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          Imagine being such a neckbeard that you can’t handle a joke about the same people you’re shitting on. Go outside.