Lacanoodle@literature.cafe to Would You Rather@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 months agoWYR: Have the ability to talk to house plants or the ability to shoot a tiny harmless puff of glitter out of your fingertips.message-squaremessage-square27fedilinkarrow-up134arrow-down10
arrow-up134arrow-down1message-squareWYR: Have the ability to talk to house plants or the ability to shoot a tiny harmless puff of glitter out of your fingertips.Lacanoodle@literature.cafe to Would You Rather@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 months agomessage-square27fedilink
minus-squareSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comMlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·4 months agoTalk to house plants just so I know how smart they are. I mean they could help make upkeep easy obviously, more water, not on the leaves etc. But what else. Philosopher houseplants! That would be so cool
minus-squareironhydroxidelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 months agoThat and, holy fuck what a curse the glitter would be.
minus-squareSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comMlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 months agoI would like to go and make a mess at the houses of people I’m mildly annoyed at. That could be useful. Or a party trick
minus-squarethreelonmusketeerslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 months agoYeah, who would want to bring more glitter into the world? Especially when compared to the superpower of talking to plants.
Talk to house plants just so I know how smart they are. I mean they could help make upkeep easy obviously, more water, not on the leaves etc. But what else. Philosopher houseplants! That would be so cool
That and, holy fuck what a curse the glitter would be.
I would like to go and make a mess at the houses of people I’m mildly annoyed at. That could be useful. Or a party trick
Yeah, who would want to bring more glitter into the world? Especially when compared to the superpower of talking to plants.