• Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    Maybe one where he’s trying to film a fantasy movie he’s also starring in. The opening scene is his execution, all dramatic like in GoT, but when the guy swings the axe the head doesn’t fall off and everybody gets sprayed with blood because it’s a mannequin.

    Smash cut to Sean Bean in normal clothes yelling “Cut! cut! Can we please turn the blood off?”