Former President Donald Trump, fresh off his third appearance in court as a criminal defendant, delivered a speech full of defiance and bluster on Friday night, insulting prosecutors and declaring that the charges he faces only help his 2024 presidential campaign.

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    Lol. I hate this man so fucking much but the dude is a master troll.

    God damn I just want him to die on the toilet pissing and shidding himself so badly. It’s really the only outcome that’d make sense

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      His supporters would fly into a rage and accuse Democrats of secretly murdering him just like Scalia. At least one of his supporters would probably commit a terrorist act in response.

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        1.) I don’t recall his death being anything of note, but then there’s always 2.) his career was racist, no-talent shit beforehand anyhow.

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          You don’t recall the autoerotic asphyxiation?

          Found hanging by the neck on a curtain cord with his dick in his hand?

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                Death by breath-play accident isn’t the poetic justice you think it is. Let’s not be shameless, hmm?

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                  I don’t kink shame, but unsafe breath play is the height of stupidity.

                  Also, there are no real conspiracy theories about the death. He accidentally hung himself in a closet while trying to get off.

                  Now imagine if a prominent Conservative died the same way, you’d never hear about them again.

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      That cool. But please put thought into him not being the sole producer of his own bullshit. Personally I believe he’s controlled by the mob. Getting played out and sacrificed by other career criminals that want to own America.

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      Maybe he dies getting a cystoscopy, and the Dr has to note how it was the smallest penis he had ever seen in his career