This is an oldie from my archive.

  • Unforeseen
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    3 months ago

    I’d be more concerned about swordfish or narwhales

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      Kinky.

      The narwhale would half be like getting pegged by a unicorn horn and half like becoming some sexy human kebab ready for the barbecue.